Computer sms

  GODS are also I.T. Engineers
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine

 Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple

Hansi ko INBOX
Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

  Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

  Wats my value in the family
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

 How do u keep a programmer in d shower all day
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower all day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.

  Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!

   U hav a compute addiction wen u
 U hav a compute addiction wen u
kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!

  A good friend is like a computer;
A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
‘save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
‘shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

  If your cursor
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn”t hash,
Then your situation”s hopeless and your system”s gonna crash!