Fees maafi ke liye Application: The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das
Its a true story of IIT campus:Its a true story of IIT campus:
1 ladka 1 ladki se pyar karta tha per vo ladki uske pyar ko apna na saki kyoki vo janti thi ke vo dono kabhi mil na paynge kyoki us ladki ko CANCER tha,
Is bat se ladka bekhabar tha,
Kuch dino bad ladki nahi rahi,
Ladka use dhondta raha or yhi gate gate MAR gaya…
TUNE MERE JAANA, KABHI NAHE JAANA ISHQ MERA DARD MERA….
Jetey ji to vo mil n pye pr mar k mil gye…..
[THAT GUY IS ROHAN RATHOR AN IITIAN, GUWAHTI]
Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,
School mei…
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,
marks de to kahan?
Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.
Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?
Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
Sir: nikal ja class se!
Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
An student called up his principalShe said “he died last week…”
next day student called again n asked for principal.
wife answered “I told u he died last week…”
Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted
“I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.
Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???”
Student “sunkar acha lagta hai!!!”
A cute love story:A 20yr old boy get a 16yr beautiful girls photo on the street side & he fell in love with that gal.
his love towards gal grew more n more
He started loving
that girl very much but he wasn’t able to meet that gal
After long years his wife saw the photo &
asked “where did u get dz photo?”
He asked- why?
She said- “I lost it when i was 16yrs”.
True LOVE never fails
3 men were drunk & they stopped a taxi.3 men were drunk & they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured they r not in their minds, so he just switched on the engine n switched it off n told them “We arrived”. the first man gave him money. the second man said thank u. & the third slapped him !the taxi driver got surprised
Hoping none of them realized the car didn’t move an inch “What was that for ?”
Msg for the true lover…Msg for the true lover…
BF & GF played a game..
They’ll write whatever they want to change in each other..
after 1 hr, they finished their work.
The boy’s eyes filled with tear reading the 7pgs of her GF ;(
then his GF started crying bcoz her bf only wrote:
“I want to change ur surname to mine”!
Moral:
Accept the 1 u love,
The way they r..
Good night n Sweet dreams
Loved Each Other Very Much....A Boy & A Girl Loved Each Other Very Much....
Unfortunately The Boy Died.........
Girl Was Upset Too Much & She Couldn't Stop Her Tears....
She Kept On Crying Every Day..........
Many People Gave Sympathy But No Argument Could Stop Her Tears............
One Night She Slept & Had A Dream..........
She Saw The Guy In Heaven With So Many Guys Of His Age.......
He Felt Relaxed.......
But She Noticed That Every Guy Was In Fairy Dress......& Had A Lightened Candle In Their Hand........
But Her Guy Had A Candle Which Was Not Lightened........
She Asked Him:;"Why Your Candle Is Not Lightened?"......
He Said:-"Whenever I Lighten My Candle My Candle Your Tears Falls On It"
Please Don't Cry For Whom You Really Love"
"Because They Dont Want You Too"♥
I Saw Him Again Today ♥ ♥ Girl :
I Saw Him Again Today
I Tried Smiling At Him, But He Just Looked Away
I Regret Doing Everything I Did To Hurt Him
......I Know He Wouldn't Want Me Now
He's The Only Thing On My Mind
I Was Stupid And Naive, It Shouldn't Have Ended
I Wish I Could Tell Him:
How Much I Need Him ♥
♥ ♥ Boy :
I Saw Her Again Today
She Looks So Happy
It Hurts To Know That I Use To Call Her Mine
I Wish I Still Could Call Her Mine
SHe's All I Ever Think About
I Know It Shouldn't Have Ended This Way
I Wish SHe Knew:
How Much I Miss Her♥ ...
Sweet Love Story: Sweet Love Story: A Boy Never Does Homework
In Class
To Get Punishment Of Bending
...On His Knees;
In Front Of 'Her' Bench
Just To See Her For Whole Period... ♥
Gets Scoldings From His Parents;
Coz He Reaches Late Everyday,
Just To Ensure That She Has Reached
Home Safely Or Not... ♥
Skips His Lunch
& Pretends To Be Studying In
The Interval;
Just To See Her Eating The Food... =)
Walks By Foot To The Home Instead
Of Taking A Bus;
Just To Save Money To Buy
Chocolates For Her.." ♥ =)
We're Best Friends, Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
...
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I've Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We're Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her.
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone,Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think I'm Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
