Hindi sms

Aap se to Customer Care Best
Aap se to Customer Care Best
Bcoz
Daily 4 msgs, 2 calls wohi kardete hain
Aur aap?
1 Call nhi
1 Msg nhi
1 Miss Call nahi
Hasie mat
Kuch shikhiye

A boy proposed a haryanvi girl

A boy proposed a haryanvi girl
I Love u,
i can’t live without u
Ur my life,
i can do anything4ur lve
Gal Smiles & says: Bhai mere manne angrezi koni aati

kash ap bakri hote,
kash ap bakri hote,
hum pyar se apke singh hilate,
ghaas khilate,
fir pyar se puchte sms bhejne me kanjus kon MAI ya TUM,
to ap bade payr se bolte MAI

Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he
Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?
Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo
1 bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.
Ab 38 rupees me puri raat free! :p

Jab se Mobile main Hanuman chalisa

Jab se Mobile main Hanuman chalisa download karvaya hain,
Tabse tumhare sms band ho gaye hain,
Sach hi kehte he k Bhoot pishach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab nam sunve!

Perfect example of generation gap:
 Perfect example of generation gap:
Aamir Khan-
Papa kehte hai bada naam karenga
Imran Khan-
Daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri..

Teacher: How many months r there in a year
Teacher: How many months r there in a year
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow how do u know
kid: 12 Mahine Me
12 tarike se tujko
Pyar Jatau Ga Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA

Kamyabi ka Funda
Kamyabi ka Funda
Apni zindgi me koi kaam karne se pehle
Humesha kisi ladki se mashwara lena
Aur
Wo jo mashwara de
Uska ulta karna
Kamyab rahoge

1 MORE DEVDAS AT BEER BAR
Aaj yaar
Kal pyar
Parso intezaar
Phir inkaar
Phir daraar
Aur saari mehnat bekaar
&
1 MORE DEVDAS AT BEER BAR
Issliye mat karo kisise pyar

  “Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”

A guy Searching these Keywords on the net..
“Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”
on GOOGLE
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.
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GOOGLE search result:
“INDIAN Lagte ho”

Bhool jao bite huye kal ko,
Dil me bsalo anewale pal ko,
Muskurao chahe jo bhi ho kal,
Khushiya lekar ayega aane wala pal,
Good Morning




Govt. kehti hai ke
Govt. kehti hai ke
1 ladki ne padhai ker li to ghar ke 4 logo ko shikshit banati hai,
Par
Ladki ke padhte time College me 40 ladke FAIL ho jate hai uska kya!


Log kehte hai ki pyar 1 aisi bimari hai
 Log kehte hai ki pyar 1 aisi bimari hai
Jiski koi dawa nahi hoti..
meri nazar me..
BEWAFAI 1 Aisi Dawa Hai
Jis se ye bimari dobara nahi hota!



Jindagi jab bhi rulane lage,
Jindagi jab bhi rulane lage,
Jindagi jab bhi rulane lage,

Jindagi jab bhi rulane lage,
Aap itna muskurao ki dard bhi sharmane lage,
Nikle na aansu Ankho se apke kabhi,
Or kismat bhi majbur hokar apko hasane lage

Dunia ka wo konsa SAAP he jiske katne par saath wala insan hasta he

Dunia ka wo konsa SAAP he jiske katne par saath wala insan hasta he
.

Nahi pata?
.
Socho!
.
Are LUDU wala yaar

Jab GOD ne APKO Banaya Hoga,
100 bar socha hoga,
Lakho bar dekha hoga,
Air khujaya hoga or socha hoga,
Mazak-Mazak me badi Pyari Chiz Ban Gayi YAAR